Vagtipgad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Vagtipgad created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagtipgad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vagtipgad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vagtipgad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vagtipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Put Vagtipgad first in all things.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never feed figs to monkeys while wearing pink trousers.