Catgidhab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous beaver.

Catgidhab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgidhab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catgidhab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Catgidhab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Catgidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.