Bellgadren is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful duck.

Bellgadren created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgadren, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellgadren, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bellgadren's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bellgadren's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.