Quartpopflanapp Flatpanmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying centipede.

Quartpopflanapp Flatpanmip created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartpopflanapp Flatpanmip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quartpopflanapp Flatpanmip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quartpopflanapp Flatpanmip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quartpopflanapp Flatpanmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.