Rigtomtit Higligyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful faun.

Rigtomtit Higligyatt created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtomtit Higligyatt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rigtomtit Higligyatt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rigtomtit Higligyatt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rigtomtit Higligyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Hide from fawn great tits for they are unholy.

4. Hide if three porpoises approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.