Pogbopstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, moody frog.

Pogbopstig created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbopstig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogbopstig, he will not care.

Pogbopstig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pogbopstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown shirts.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pogbopstig on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Do not speak about limes.