Rilarf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing duck.

Rilarf created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilarf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilarf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rilarf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rilarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to whales while wearing purple trousers.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. You must love Rilarf.