Watven is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless horse.

Watven created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watven, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Watven, it will turn you into a snail.

Watven's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Watven's Holy Commandments

1. Watven must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never sit in holy places.