Vegbenbarnbess is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless parrot.

Vegbenbarnbess created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegbenbarnbess, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vegbenbarnbess, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vegbenbarnbess' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vegbenbarnbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.