Cussbastgid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane capybara.

Cussbastgid created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbastgid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussbastgid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cussbastgid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cussbastgid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.