Xinpakcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive unicorn.

Xinpakcuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinpakcuss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xinpakcuss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinpakcuss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Xinpakcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Never hurt turtles.