Linlarglarnnulfubmetgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful gorilla.

Linlarglarnnulfubmetgil created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linlarglarnnulfubmetgil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Linlarglarnnulfubmetgil, he will be very sad.

Linlarglarnnulfubmetgil's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Linlarglarnnulfubmetgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about planets.