Mitleghen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented faun.

Mitleghen created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitleghen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mitleghen, it will turn you into a rock.

Mitleghen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mitleghen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.