Gubbingep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy ferret.

Gubbingep created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbingep, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubbingep, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gubbingep's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gubbingep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your chest orange.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.