Zedflygem is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring wolf.

Zedflygem created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedflygem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedflygem, it will torture you forever.

Zedflygem's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zedflygem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.