Fossityattamspag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever sheep.

Fossityattamspag created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossityattamspag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossityattamspag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fossityattamspag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fossityattamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs fawn.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossityattamspag.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.