Boncamget is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical beaver.

Boncamget created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Boncamget, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boncamget, it will turn you into a goat.

Boncamget's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Boncamget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Never wear ear rings.