Motnillfid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful crocodile.

Motnillfid created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Motnillfid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Motnillfid, she will think nothing of it.

Motnillfid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Motnillfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat bark.