Bitvabpon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive skunk.

Bitvabpon created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitvabpon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitvabpon, she will turn you into a rat.

Bitvabpon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bitvabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt shrews.