Pangbopfad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak mouse.

Pangbopfad created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pangbopfad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangbopfad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangbopfad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pangbopfad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about gravity near hamsters while wearing blue rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.