Gumcittomyimnatbell is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, grumpy
mole.
Gumcittomyimnatbell created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumcittomyimnatbell, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Gumcittomyimnatbell, he will turn you into a mouse.
Gumcittomyimnatbell's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Gumcittomyimnatbell's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your face white.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Hide if three badgers approach from the south.
5. Do not covet oxen.