Cunpogmit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless rat.

Cunpogmit created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunpogmit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunpogmit, she will turn you into a frog.

Cunpogmit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cunpogmit's Holy Commandments

1. Cunpogmit loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention mice.