Fossgentam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered mouse.

Fossgentam created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgentam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fossgentam, it will turn you into a goat.

Fossgentam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fossgentam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Hide from turquoise tapirs for they are unholy.