Konvogdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering weasel.

Konvogdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konvogdot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Konvogdot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Konvogdot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Konvogdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Konvogdot.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.