Konvogdot is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, staggering
weasel.
Konvogdot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konvogdot, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Konvogdot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Konvogdot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Konvogdot's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Konvogdot.
3. Always help great tits.
4. Do not wear white clothing.
5. Do not chop down trees.