Duncengut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever faun.

Duncengut created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duncengut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Duncengut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Duncengut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Duncengut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.