Largrakfon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive butterfly.

Largrakfon created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largrakfon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largrakfon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Largrakfon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Largrakfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Largrakfon's priests.

2. Largrakfon loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never mention mites.