Spagrigcud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud goose.

Spagrigcud created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Spagrigcud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagrigcud, he will have a low opinion of you.

Spagrigcud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Spagrigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never bounce near gulls.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sit in the presence of otters.