Citappgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome donkey.

Citappgub created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Citappgub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Citappgub, he will turn you into a sheep.

Citappgub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Citappgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Never sprint near cats.

5. Never sing in the presence of mites.