Jadmabfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered wyrm.

Jadmabfig created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadmabfig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadmabfig, she will turn you into a slug.

Jadmabfig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jadmabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Always obey Jadmabfig's priests.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing yellow shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.