Hatbedyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak cat.

Hatbedyarl created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbedyarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hatbedyarl, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hatbedyarl's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hatbedyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.