Wigmegtarg Vabhonsin Omtvogquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless hippopotamus.

Wigmegtarg Vabhonsin Omtvogquaf created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigmegtarg Vabhonsin Omtvogquaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wigmegtarg Vabhonsin Omtvogquaf, he will not invite you to parties.

Wigmegtarg Vabhonsin Omtvogquaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wigmegtarg Vabhonsin Omtvogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear gray.