Stragpommutfagartmis is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane beaver.

Stragpommutfagartmis created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpommutfagartmis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragpommutfagartmis, it will be very unhappy.

Stragpommutfagartmis' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stragpommutfagartmis' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.
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