Rentadbell is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident seal.

Rentadbell created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rentadbell, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rentadbell, it will curse you with boils.

Rentadbell's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rentadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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