Mumquaflarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental wasp.

Mumquaflarg created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumquaflarg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumquaflarg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mumquaflarg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mumquaflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always help voles.

3. Run away if five swans approach from the north.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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