Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable human.

Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. You must pray to Panlanmab Veenfossdub Fitponnurtgab nine times a day.

4. Never paint your back mauve.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.