Bepkablikjon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy hedgehog.

Bepkablikjon created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkablikjon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bepkablikjon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bepkablikjon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bepkablikjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed nuts to geese while wearing boots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the east.