Bellbissawdoggodbamsin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient mole.

Bellbissawdoggodbamsin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbissawdoggodbamsin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bellbissawdoggodbamsin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bellbissawdoggodbamsin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bellbissawdoggodbamsin's Holy Commandments

1. Bellbissawdoggodbamsin loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.