Gatranrip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful guinea pig.

Gatranrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatranrip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gatranrip, she will curse you with boils.

Gatranrip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gatranrip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. You must love Gatranrip.

4. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.