Zigfigzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciful newt.

Zigfigzig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zigfigzig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigfigzig, she will turn you into a mole.

Zigfigzig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Zigfigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never chant in the presence of moths.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always obey Zigfigzig's priests.
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