Xembossbisskap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able raccoon.

Xembossbisskap created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xembossbisskap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xembossbisskap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Xembossbisskap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Xembossbisskap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Xembossbisskap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Xembossbisskap loves moths, so they must be honoured.