Kenbemgut is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, annoying
crane.
Kenbemgut created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kenbemgut, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Kenbemgut, he will torture you forever.
Kenbemgut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Kenbemgut's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not wear platinum on your body.
5. Do not listen to music.