Dimcanjarnfungepyimdob Stikdumwee is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful monkey.

Dimcanjarnfungepyimdob Stikdumwee created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimcanjarnfungepyimdob Stikdumwee, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimcanjarnfungepyimdob Stikdumwee, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dimcanjarnfungepyimdob Stikdumwee's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dimcanjarnfungepyimdob Stikdumwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.