Tarkemflat is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, kind
raven.
Tarkemflat created Europe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarkemflat, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tarkemflat, it will turn you into a hamster.
Tarkemflat's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Tarkemflat's Holy Commandments1. Learn four new languages a year.
2. Never talk about hamsters.
3. Retreat if five swans approach from the north.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.