Binripfob is a god.
It takes the form of a small, smart
aardvark.
Binripfob created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Binripfob, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Binripfob, it will turn you into a mole.
Binripfob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Binripfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt ants.
2. Never wear blue skirts.
3. Never write about quantum mechanics.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.