Binripfob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart aardvark.

Binripfob created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binripfob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binripfob, it will turn you into a mole.

Binripfob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Binripfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Never wear blue skirts.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.