Sagflowxentin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident donkey.

Sagflowxentin created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagflowxentin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagflowxentin, she will laugh at you.

Sagflowxentin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sagflowxentin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to otters while wearing magenta trousers.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.