Yimmobcun Wigbastarm is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced spider.

Yimmobcun Wigbastarm created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmobcun Wigbastarm, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimmobcun Wigbastarm, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yimmobcun Wigbastarm's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yimmobcun Wigbastarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Do not speak about melons.