Sandkaprag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing lobster.

Sandkaprag created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Sandkaprag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandkaprag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandkaprag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sandkaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Sandkaprag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.