Fadrawshav is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate chinchilla.

Fadrawshav created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrawshav, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fadrawshav, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fadrawshav's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fadrawshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fadrawshav in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not speak about wheat.