Dadpascar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless camel.

Dadpascar created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadpascar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadpascar, he will destroy your home planet.

Dadpascar's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dadpascar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Dadpascar loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadpascar.