Legsaklat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing chicken.

Legsaklat created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legsaklat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Legsaklat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Legsaklat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Legsaklat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.